Notes

Thinking of different ways to create the front pages:

Police notices
ASBO's
Follow myself as if i am a convicted criminal
Follow someone else instead
Text message news
Bunny's

Just thought that these could work pretty well and would be insteresting if i look at myself as a criminal, text chat is really hard when writing lots of information and bunnies are just cute.

The Serious News - Pets

This one was for shits and giggles.

The Serious News - Blinded

Just googled a picture and here you go more nonsense.

Thursday Musings

Probably going to go out take some pictures once my ear is better and then come up with some more nonsence which makes sense to the image instead of just taking from newspapers and sites though i will probably use them for help in wording and presenting the headlines.

Serious News - GP

source:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wear-12414202

Another page done

More from Serious news

 

Another front page re-edited due to reading the rest of the real article from BBC this is a parody.

First Headline for The Serious News

 

This is a prototype for what will come yes it will get worse.

Thanks to  

http://www.presentationmagazine.com/editable-powerpoint-newspapers-407.htm

for templates.

Im gonna have so much fun with this

Short add for front page.

Laser Eye Surgery

£375 per eye

(picture of someone smiling clearly happy that they can see again)

then the small print here yes here can you see me?  Now ill tell you about the possible side effects it could cause Blindness in the right eye or blindness in the wrong eye (You diecide!!!) Vomiting, Loss of bodily control, Limbs falling off, Hair loss and even death. 

Diagnostic Tutorial... Preping for surgery

I'll be looking into people that are outside the steriotype or then look at the newspapers and just have fun with that.

Im planning on making the front page with this.

It'll be dead serious but then after reading it a whole you'll realise how much crap it is.

One of my sources of funny juice info will be 'Have i got news for you' and then all the newspapers i can make fun of.

Start of a new Project

Now its time for the *cough* real work its time to diecide and come up with a statement of intent (or whatever they want to call it) for my first proper independant practice. Yes i will probably change my mind once or twice with this project (17.5 to be a more precise estimate (if you want to find out why its that number i suggest doing a masters in maths (though i haven't))). But i will try and keep it grusome, gritty and nasty (with a pinch of twisted). So i hope no ones has had some fun with the teletubbys yet (think about it (a babies head stuck in a sun!!!)).